To: Clive Rosfield [c.rosfield@neonet.rip] From: Taylor Swift [tswift@bsa.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
Attached are my notes from our meeting this morning, for your reference. Maybe some food for thought.
- First meeting in 3 months. - Mr. Rosfield is pissed off about a lot of things and considers my work "useless" but at least he's trying to be polite about it to my face. 🥲 - Still asking about Joshua, reminded him I have no information on this. - Moved into house with Jill Warrick, hygiene has improved somewhat as a result. - Talked about Star Trek for ten minutes. - Something about being made to fuck a snake woman, declined to open an investigation, said "it won't go anywhere anyway." Um ok?? I think that says a lot but I'm not going to get into it since he didn't seem mad about it. - Basically he's making friends but needs to work on the savior complex if he's ever going to get close to people.
By the way, it was super last minute of you to put this meeting off until now. I know you've been vErY bUsy with things these past few months, but the only schedule you're keeping here is the one you choose. You don't have to choose to be too busy to talk to the person assigned to help get you out of here, you know. But that's okay, we all make mistakes and we can learn and grow from them.
See you in February. Don't try to bail on me this time. ✨✨✨
January 2024
From: Taylor Swift [tswift@bsa.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
Attached are my notes from our meeting this morning, for your reference. Maybe some food for thought.
- First meeting in 3 months.
- Mr. Rosfield is pissed off about a lot of things and considers my work "useless" but at least he's trying to be polite about it to my face. 🥲
- Still asking about Joshua, reminded him I have no information on this.
- Moved into house with Jill Warrick, hygiene has improved somewhat as a result.
- Talked about Star Trek for ten minutes.
- Something about being made to fuck a snake woman, declined to open an investigation, said "it won't go anywhere anyway." Um ok?? I think that says a lot but I'm not going to get into it since he didn't seem mad about it.
- Basically he's making friends but needs to work on the savior complex if he's ever going to get close to people.
By the way, it was super last minute of you to put this meeting off until now. I know you've been vErY bUsy with things these past few months, but the only schedule you're keeping here is the one you choose. You don't have to choose to be too busy to talk to the person assigned to help get you out of here, you know. But that's okay, we all make mistakes and we can learn and grow from them.
See you in February. Don't try to bail on me this time. ✨✨✨