To: Supervisor [mgmt@bsa.rip] From: Oleander [oleoleoleo@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT RE: J. Oda
Hey Boss,
I was troubled that I didn't receive my typical report from former Detective Oda this month. Instead of his usual detailed list it was a far more perfunctory summary. Furthermore, it appeared to be written specifically to avoid his usual minor grammatical issues and thus I was unable to issue any corrections. I believe he is still reeling from the loss of his job last month and as such is not particularly in the mood for his usual level of diligence.
Terribly sorry for the inconsistency on my end. You know how seriously I take this job. Will ensure that I have something to report next month!
February 2024
From: Oleander [oleoleoleo@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT RE: J. Oda
Hey Boss,
I was troubled that I didn't receive my typical report from former Detective Oda this month. Instead of his usual detailed list it was a far more perfunctory summary. Furthermore, it appeared to be written specifically to avoid his usual minor grammatical issues and thus I was unable to issue any corrections. I believe he is still reeling from the loss of his job last month and as such is not particularly in the mood for his usual level of diligence.
Terribly sorry for the inconsistency on my end. You know how seriously I take this job. Will ensure that I have something to report next month!
- O