To: Raynier [raynier@bsa.rip]
From: Josephus Miller [tekinem@neonet.rip]

MONTHLY SOUL REPORT

DETAIL OF EVENT(S):
- Invitation about a job opportunity turned out to be false. Forced interaction nevertheless resulted in some useful and/or interesting contacts.
- Contaminated water caused adverse reactions throughout the city. Results vary between individuals.
- Spent an unknown amount of time living out my worst nightmare. Thank you very fucking much for that.

ACTIONS TAKEN:
Participated in the "speed dating" event with as much enthusiasm as it deserved (none). I really don't appreciate being forced into that situation. You should be ashamed of yourselves for the deception and for taking advantage of people's expectations like that. Trust is in limited supply. Fool me once.
As for my actions the rest of the month, you can go fuck yourself. You want it? You write the report.

SUMMARY:
The water situation in this city was already questionable at best. Do better.


-- J. Miller