To: Astarion [fangs@neonet.rip]
From: Octaevien [octaevien@bsa.rip]

Re: Monthly Soul Report

Astarion,

While I know it couldn't possibly be the case, I'm beginning to feel a little like you're avoiding me. After seeing just how sweet you can be with your friends -- forgive me, is 'friend' an appropriate term for those particular individuals? You'll just have to correct me if I'm wrong, I suppose. In any case, after seeing first hand how sweet you were at the hanami festival and your touching visit with Jill, I'm quite disappointed not to receive a response from you.

How are you and Karlach doing? And Halsin? How long did he spend in the woods this last time? Is Dion treating you well? Did you patch things up with Mara? What about your outlaw friend? Has Torgal finally let you pet him? He looks so soft! I'm certain it will be worth the wait.

Inquiring minds want to know ~

Remember that I'm here just for you, and I'm available any time you want to chat.

Yours,
Octaevien

[Noted in a clear, flowing script:] Still playing hard to get. What a naughty boy.