To: Astarion [fangs@neonet.rip]
From: Octaevien [octaevien@bsa.rip]

Monthly Soul Report

Dearest Astarion,

I hope your sleep wasn't too disturbed with that unfortunate Virtuableed issue. I couldn't help but notice you had a visitor at quite an odd hour one evening.

Or that, earlier in the month, you went on quite the tour of the city's drinking establishments with another of your new friends.

And yet I haven't had so much as a response from you. Not that I'm jealous. Just that I want you to know I'm here for you. Do let me know if you get lonely, now that Karlach's walked out on you.

Yours,
Octaevien

[Noted in a clear, flowing script:] He's purchased a business license. I may have to drop by...