To: Hana [hanachankawaiidesu@bsa.rip] From: Major Jack Krauser [jk@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
(note: this report has been heavily paraphrased by the Soul's caseworker)
Hello Hana-chan! Did you hear about my HEROICS this month!? ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ I saved two of my dear dear dear dear friends from a fate most foul!!! Rescued from being kidnapped by monsters and eaten to death to death!!
Now I know you and the others at the office are wondering, because some of you ship Vauser and some of you ship Krion and the discourse is getting PRETTY HOT AND HEAVY, but the real answer is it's an OT3 (✿◡‿◡)
April 2024
From: Major Jack Krauser [jk@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
(note: this report has been heavily paraphrased by the Soul's caseworker)
Hello Hana-chan! Did you hear about my HEROICS this month!?
( •̀ ω •́ )✧
I saved two of my dear dear dear dear friends from a fate most foul!!! Rescued from being kidnapped by monsters and eaten to death to death!!
Now I know you and the others at the office are wondering, because some of you ship Vauser and some of you ship Krion and the discourse is getting PRETTY HOT AND HEAVY, but the real answer is it's an OT3 (✿◡‿◡)
Lovoooo,
Major Krauser
ლ(╹◡╹ლ)