To: Hana [hanachankawaiidesu@bsa.rip] From: Major Jack Krauser [jk@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
(note: this report has been heavily paraphrased by the Soul's caseworker)
Isn't springtime wonderful, Hana-chan?! (✿◕‿◕✿)
I had so much fun at all the galas! I was doing yucky work at them but absolutely N O T H I N G can stop me from partying! (★ ω ★)
I did dancing and kiiiiissing and... ufufufufufufufu, sorry, can't tell that part (○｀ 3′○)
Maybe next time I'll skip the work and dress up nicer than a stinky old suit... Wouldn't I look cute in rainbow? Next time we're DEFINITELY going shopping!
See you next time, bestie! Major Krauser ~o( =∩ω∩= )m
May 2024
From: Major Jack Krauser [jk@neonet.rip]
MONTHLY SOUL REPORT
(note: this report has been heavily paraphrased by the Soul's caseworker)
Isn't springtime wonderful, Hana-chan?! (✿◕‿◕✿)
I had so much fun at all the galas! I was doing yucky work at them but absolutely N O T H I N G can stop me from partying! (★ ω ★)
I did dancing and kiiiiissing and... ufufufufufufufu, sorry, can't tell that part (○｀ 3′○)
Maybe next time I'll skip the work and dress up nicer than a stinky old suit... Wouldn't I look cute in rainbow? Next time we're DEFINITELY going shopping!
See you next time, bestie!
Major Krauser
~o( =∩ω∩= )m