First, I set forth that I have indeed registered my formal complaint on form A-295 with HR. I was given reference code FC-784-3981 by T. Solomons-Chen. She rolled her eyes at me, by the way.
Second, as I know that no one at all is going to actually READ my complaint, I will reiterate it here.
Having been with this company for half a century, I would like to think that I have demonstrated a particular skill in the Accounting Division that is not easily replaced. Why, then, I am shuffled into customer service I cannot fathom. Unless, of course, I was assigned this role due to the demographics of my subject.
Let me reiterate that I have on file and in my record form R37-1, Formal Request for Ideological Accomodation in which I have specifically requested that I not be assigned to any derivation of vampire to be found in any universe.
I understand that the situation with A. Ancunín's previous caseworker was found to be untenable, and that they were summarily dismissed. However, that does not render my request, which was approved in perpetuity, null nor void.
I understand that T. Spleenrender's complaint must also be accommodated. I am in no way suggesting or condoning that he be reassigned. However, surely you could have found someone else.
Regardless of all of this, it is particularly offensive that I be assigned to this obvious vampire. Kindly reassign SOMEONE ELSE forthwith.
June 2024
From: M. Morrison [MM@bsa.rip]
Monthly Soul Report
To Whom It May Concern,
First, I set forth that I have indeed registered my formal complaint on form A-295 with HR. I was given reference code FC-784-3981 by T. Solomons-Chen. She rolled her eyes at me, by the way.
Second, as I know that no one at all is going to actually READ my complaint, I will reiterate it here.
Having been with this company for half a century, I would like to think that I have demonstrated a particular skill in the Accounting Division that is not easily replaced. Why, then, I am shuffled into customer service I cannot fathom. Unless, of course, I was assigned this role due to the demographics of my subject.
Let me reiterate that I have on file and in my record form R37-1, Formal Request for Ideological Accomodation in which I have specifically requested that I not be assigned to any derivation of vampire to be found in any universe.
I understand that the situation with A. Ancunín's previous caseworker was found to be untenable, and that they were summarily dismissed. However, that does not render my request, which was approved in perpetuity, null nor void.
I understand that T. Spleenrender's complaint must also be accommodated. I am in no way suggesting or condoning that he be reassigned. However, surely you could have found someone else.
Regardless of all of this, it is particularly offensive that I be assigned to this obvious vampire. Kindly reassign SOMEONE ELSE forthwith.
M. Morrison.