I would like to request a reassignment. He makes me uncomfortable.
The surveillance detail was unable to ascertain his whereabouts most nights, unless he was, in fact, spending most of his time in the apartment he shares. It appears he only stepped out of the apartment to get a bite to eat.
I apologize for the pun. It was unintentional.
With Utmost Respect, Theodore
------------------------------------------------ To: Theodore [theodore@bsa.rip] From: Astarion [angle2debil666@neonet.rip]
Monthly Soul Report
Darling Theodore,
You know I've missed you too. Our initial meeting was all too brief. If you must know, I spent many an evening this past month soaking in a warm bath, sipping a glass of wine and pondering a particular set of horns.
I wiled away my days daydreaming about them as well.
Try as I might, it kept me from getting anything done.
November 2023
From: Theodore [theodore@bsa.rip]
Fwd: Monthly Soul Report
Sirs,
I would like to request a reassignment. He makes me uncomfortable.
The surveillance detail was unable to ascertain his whereabouts most nights, unless he was, in fact, spending most of his time in the apartment he shares. It appears he only stepped out of the apartment to get a bite to eat.
I apologize for the pun. It was unintentional.
With Utmost Respect,
Theodore
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To: Theodore [theodore@bsa.rip]
From: Astarion [angle2debil666@neonet.rip]
Monthly Soul Report
Darling Theodore,
You know I've missed you too. Our initial meeting was all too brief. If you must know, I spent many an evening this past month soaking in a warm bath, sipping a glass of wine and pondering a particular set of horns.
I wiled away my days daydreaming about them as well.
Try as I might, it kept me from getting anything done.
Yours,
Astarion